Update

Age: Nine Months.
Weight: 23 pounds.
Head size: 99th percentile.
Teeth: Six.
Thumbs: Undetermined.
Crawling: Military style.
Walking: With help.
Talking: Not even close.
Hobbies: Squirming. Drooling.
Skills: None.
Best friend: Marina.
Only friend: Marina.
Favorite food: Cheese. Dirt.
Favorite toy: Marina's water bowl.
Favorite quote: Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Outfits with sayings on them: Worn.
Outfits with animal ears: Worn.
Sailor outfit: Worn.
Comments from strangers on his size: Daily.
Comments from strangers on his cuteness: Daily.
Comments from parents on his cuteness: Every five minutes.

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