The Chinese conception calendar says we're having a girl.
Our friend Jess, who Kate shares an office with, thinks it's a boy.
Diane Ligotti's highly-scientific test of threading a needle and dangling it over Kate's wrist determined it to be a girl.
And the Asian woman who did Kate's nails could tell by the way she's carrying her weight that it's definitely gonna be a boy.
So there, it's settled ... we're having a hermaphrodite. (Which means we may have to rethink the names we picked out.)
april fools...i hope!
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