Baby Room

Our apartment isn't large enough to give the baby its own room, so we're all gonna have to share. Which means we have a little rearranging to do.

Right now, our neighbor's bedrooms are directly above and below ours. Stacked right on top of each other. And we hear everything. As in, every grunt, moan, burp, fart and sneeze.

And vice versa, I'm sure.

So, thought we'd be considerate and move into the bedroom on the other side once the screaming, crying, pooping machine arrives. It's carpeted too, so there's extra sound-proofing.

And once we crank up the TV, turn on the fan, blast the radio and open all the windows, you'll hardly even know the baby's there.